Thursday, December 18, 2008

Lessons

Lesson 1: If something has been in the refrigerator for almost a year, it is not necessary to open the container and smell it to see if it is throw away-able. I mean, seriously, even if it didn't smell like a turd covered in burnt hair, am I really going to eat something that has been in there for so long? Me thinks "no."

Lesson 2: If you clean out all the old smelly "food" from the fridge, and the fridge is empty when you are done, it may be time to go grocery shopping.

Lesson 3: If hanging out with people too many nights in a row is exhausting, it is probably best not to get a roommate.

Lesson 4: Sometimes telling someone how you feel about them eliminates the feeling altogether.

Lesson 5: Empathy to the degree that you vicariously feel the pain someone else feels really sucks.

Lesson 6: When I become too comfortable, I know it's a good time to remember a bad time. This way I remember why I'm thankful.

Lesson 7: Guys are trouble. Especially incredibly good-looking, strong, rustic, sweet, confident, interesting, funny ones that can turn an entirely crappy week into a great week in a matter of minutes... *sigh*

Lesson 8: The most important role in life is that of a character in God's story.

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